so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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