I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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