Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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