i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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