he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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