quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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