kristin has been a bad kristin
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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