Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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