Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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