South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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