Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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