I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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