Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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