check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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