Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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