Me too!
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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