Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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