I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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