Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This baby is an asshole
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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