i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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