Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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