do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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