Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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