I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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