Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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