I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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