Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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