yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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