He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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