The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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