No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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