Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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