we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
is it fun? or sober?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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