At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
do herpes really smell.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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