if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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