She said her name was "party"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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