Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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