apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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