Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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