that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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