dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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