She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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