walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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