ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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