Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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