For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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