Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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