Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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