doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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