You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Sorry about my life...
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