we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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