some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
my poor anus
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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