he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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