Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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